The varsity REUNION
Each 5 years, as summertime nears,
A press release arrives within the mail,
A reunion is deliberate; it is going to be truly grand;
Make plans to wait with out fail.
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I could always remember the primary time we met;
We attempted so laborious to provoke.
We drove fancy motors, smoked gigantic cigars,
And wore our maximum stylish costume.
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It changed into extremely an affair; your entire magnificence became there.
It was once held at a flowery inn.
We wined, and we dined, and we acted subtle,
And everybody suggestion it became swell..
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The lads all conversed approximately who were first
To reach exceptional fortune and popularity.
In the meantime, their spouses defined their positive homes
And the way pretty their babies turned.
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The homecoming queen, who as soon as have been lean,
Now weighed in at one-90-six.
The jocks who had been there had all misplaced their hair,
And the cheerleaders may want to now not do kicks.
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No person had heard in regards to the type nerd
Who'd guided a spacecraft to the moon;
Or negative little Jane, who is at all times been simple;
She married a delivery mogul.
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The boy we would decreed 'maximum apt to prevail'
Used to be serving ten years within the pen,
Even though the single voted 'least' now was once a clergyman;
Simply exhibits you'll be mistaken every now and then.
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They offered a prize to 1 of the fellows
Who perceived to have elderly the least..
Any other became given to the grad who had pushed
The farthest to wait the dinner party.
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They took a category photograph, a curious combo
Of beehives, workforce cuts and huge ties.
Tall, brief, or thin, the manner become the mini;
You under no circumstances observed such a lot of thighs.
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At our subsequent get-in combination, not anyone cared even if
They inspired their classmates or now not.
The temper become casual, tons extra widely wide-spread;
Through this time we would all long gone to pot.
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It turned into held out-of-doorways, on the lake shorelines;
We ate hamburgers, coleslaw, and beans.
Then maximum people lay round within the color,
In our cushy T-shirts and denims.
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Through the 50th 12 months, it become abundantly transparent,
We had been basically over the hill.
Those that were not useless needed to move slowly off the bed,
And be domestic in time for his or her capsule.
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And now I will not wait; they have set the date;
Our 60th is coming, I am informed.
It can be a ball, they have rented a corridor
On the Shady Relaxation Domicile for the historic.
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Upkeep were made on my listening to relief;
My pacemaker's been became up on prime.
My wheelchair is oiled, and my tooth had been boiled;
And i have obtained a brand new wig and glass eye.
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I am feeling somewhat hearty, and i am able to birthday party
I am gonna dance 'til first light's early gentle.
It will likely be quite a few enjoyable; However I simply wish that there is one wedding
Different one that could make it that nighttime.
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Compliment The Lord, we've got made it this a long way!